new chess rules:
-the queens cannot kill eachother because they are lesbians having an affair
-you have to pick two pieces to be secretly in love and they cant kill eachother either
-you have to make horse noises whenever you move the knight
-the pawns have a union and if you sacrifice too many of them they will revolt
-you have to have gay sex when youre done playing
free him
HE’S FREE
YES
YES
The snorlax is out!
The Snorlax
He escaped his cage
the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios
everythingfox